Seth Troxler // Kerri Chandler // Jackmaster // Harvard Bass // William Kouam Djoko
Whew!!!! Holy shit, it actually worked! Ok, so I’m actually just coming from Big Tittie Surprise Episode II at ADE. Was trying to “freshen up” in the bathroom when all of a sudden i fell through some kind of trans-dimensional portal. Shit was crazy, swear i saw Burt Reynolds lounging naked with a trifecta of dolphins. Since I’m here, Seth has asked me to try to put into words what you are about to experience at ADE this year.
How does sword fighting Abe Lincoln sound?
Or why not take Peyote with Margaret Thatchers ghost?
Hell, you could even do bath salts all night with Miss Cleo the Psychic!
Yeah, all this just may happen to you at Big Tittie Surprise: Episode 2: Dolphin Flight
Listen, no shit. Within an hour of being there, i actually grew 10cm taller, got a handy from some DMT space elf, and danced my ass off to some next level, funky cosmic music
If you were at the first BTS, you know whats up….your brain is probably stuck somewhere between sticky bed sheets and Orion 5
Ya know that famous painting with the dogs playing cards? Yeah, them muthafuckas were in a side VIP room at the last Big Tittie Surprise. You can party with them dogs yo!
If you’re into mustaches and chest hair, or bass so loud your stomach will finger bang your spleen, then this is the party for you.
What can be said about this party that hasn’t already been said. Yes, no need to go to marriage counseling…this party will fix all your problems. Its a place where dreams and reality 69 each other. A tropical paradise on the edge of a fucking Nebula. Where else can you affectionately rub up against a blowup doll while doing keg stands in the coat check room?
YOU’LL PROBABLY GET KNOCKED UP…..BUT THAT’S OK, ANYTHING CONCEIVED AT THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE A BADASS
If you act now, and send us your bank account info or social security number…you will get special VIP access to….
– a FUCKING ball-pit!!!!!!!
– Celebrity prank call room
– Apple bopping area
– One on one counseling session with a talking dolphin!
– Light Saber duel with a DJ of your choice
Ok, I’ve gotta find a way to get back to the party – met this totally hot Unicorn, and i got to get his number.
TICKETS
There will be tickets available at the door. Come early!
Amsterdam Roest
Czaar Peterstraat 213, 1018 PL Amsterdam, Netherlands