It’s one thing to receive an old school VHS tape in the post, it’s another thing to actually have a VHS player in your house! This is the hilarious video for Arkon Fly’s ‘Asiatic’ which features a guy who basically looks at a dance instructional video probably dated back in the 80s, and then proceeds to put on the same geeky attire in the video and try the moves out in a club. As ridiculous as he looks, he manages to get on a stage and perform a ‘hypnotic’ crotch hump move that acts as some sort of aphrodisiac. People in the crowd instantly lust after the guy to the point where he has to run out of the club and back home to his couch. This is the greatest video ever! Check it out.